You fought her off with a water pistol! I bloody love you!

You fought her off with a water pistol! I bloody love you!


Don’t challenge me, Harriet Jones! ‘Cause I’m a completely new man! I could bring down your government with a single word!

Not a single word; just eigth. “You should spend more time with your dog.”

Don’t challenge me, Harriet Jones! ‘Cause I’m a completely new man! I could bring down your government with a single word!

Not a single word; just eigth. “You should spend more time with your dog.”


The assembled hordes of Genghis Khan couldn’t get through that door, and believe me, they’ve tried!

Now shut up a minute! 

The assembled hordes of Genghis Khan couldn’t get through that door, and believe me, they’ve tried!

Now shut up a minute! 


I’m being extremely clever up here and there’s no one to stand around looking impressed! What’s the point in having you all?

I’m being extremely clever up here and there’s no one to stand around looking impressed! What’s the point in having you all?

The cloister bell!

The cloister bell!


Allons-y!

Allons-y!


It’s bigger on the inside!

It’s bigger on the inside!


I danced with everyone at their wedding. The women were all brilliant. The measuring sticks were a bit shy.

I danced with everyone at their weddingThe women were all brilliant. The measuring sticks were a bit shy.

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"Hello! Okay… New teeth. That’s weird. So where was I? Oh, that’s right, Barcelona!"

Submitted by Dotcomleuven

"Hello! Okay… New teeth. That’s weird. So where was I? Oh, that’s right, Barcelona!"


Affirmative, Master!

Affirmative, Master!